once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
do people realize how romantic this really is?
Leaving the house without a jacket like
and then going out and ending up like
Today I developed a newfound appreciation for the elliptical
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO EXERCISE???
Oh my God, guys. Why the hell did I not notice this before? Dean glances at the fucking wife after Cas asks what his issue is… Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to fly into the sun.
Getting an abortion doesn’t make you selfish or irresponsible, it’s acknowledging you can’t go through a pregnancy, for whatever reason, it’s acknowledging that you’re not ready to parent, it’s acknowledging that you do not have the funds to go through a pregnancy and parenthood. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty responsible to me.
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
favorite disney movies | sleeping beauty (1959)
In a faraway land, long ago, there lived a King and his fair Queen. Many years they had longed for a child, and finally their wish was granted. A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora. Yes, they named her after the dawn, for she filled their lives with sunshine. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the land, so that all of high or low estate could pay homage to the infant Princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day…
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.